Tuesday, December 16, 2008

This testosterone....

is just magic stuff, I tell you, pure unadulterated magic!

Whew, the power it gives you! At the weekend I was outrunning everyone, young and old, male and, er, male - no females in sight; powering up and down those ditches, taking all the wrong turns and still overtaking everyone. It was brilliant!

At night, when sleeping on my arm, I feel I am sleeping on Michelin man's pneumatic biceps.

As for the downstairs department - testosterone should be banned for males under the age of 18. Life of its own!

Should have thought of this years ago!