Messing with someone else's mind

In Friedrichshain, Berlin, an 80-year-old searches his wallet and drops it onto the rails of the S-Bahn (a type of train).

So naturally, he climbs down to retrieve it. An S-Bahn comes round the corner, sees the guy and slams on the brakes. Too late - he passes the point where the pensioner....was. He just managed to duck to the side.

The pensioner is unhurt. The S-Bahn driver has been admitted to hospital, suffering from severe shock.

I hope the pensioner feels bad, too.